#IfAfricaWasABar Hashtag Goes Insane & Here Are Some Of the Best So Far…

Monday saw a hashtag that caught fire… no wait, it owned the fire and then made us catch it like a winter cold.

Here are some of the best from our lovely continent:

#ifAfricaWasAbar Europe would offer to buy everyone beers on condition that they change their clothes, food, and dance steps
— Jerà ♥ The Writer (@JeraZW) July 27, 2015

#ifAfricawasabar The Nigerian guy owns the bar
— Anele Mdoda (@Anele) July 27, 2015

#IfAfricaWasABar you know South Africans would be there every day while pretending to themselves they’re not part of it.
— AFRICA IS A COUNTRY (@AfricasaCountry) July 27, 2015

as well as

#IfAfricaWasABar in an expensive hotel, there would be A LOT of sleazy old white men creeping the place out.
— AFRICA IS A COUNTRY (@AfricasaCountry) July 27, 2015

and

#IfAfricaWasABar Egypt would be that colored girl that refuses to dance with black guys
— A S A P H (@TheBoyAsaph) July 27, 2015

and of course

#IfAfricaWasABar Zimbabwe would be that guy just daring a white guy to step on his toes!
— Major Prophet Cynic. (@CynicHarare) July 27, 2015

and

#IfAfricaWasABar Zimbabwe would be that unemployed guy who can surprisingly afford to turn up everyday.
— Tip (@Chibhebi) July 27, 2015

and

#IfAfricaWasABar Zimbabwe and Zambia would be fighting over a white girl named Victoria.
— Topher (@Chrisposure) July 27, 2015

and

#IfAfricaWasABar South Sudan would be the new guy with serious anger management issues.
— Little Hansel (@little_hansel) July 27, 2015

As well as

South Africa would be like…#IfAfricaWasABar pic.twitter.com/IYkdOmyBnf
— Lord Abed (@Leobahboi) July 27, 2015

by the way

#IfAfricaWasABar Zimbabwe would managing it, bartending, providing security, cleaning, and selling cigarettes right outside.
— sexypartynigga (@MduThaParty) July 27, 2015

and also

If Africa was a bar, Botswana would be drinking chibuku in public and champagne in private. #ifAfricawasabar pic.twitter.com/pa3xELWY1t
— Siyanda-Panda (@SiyandaWrites) July 27, 2015

as well as…

#IfAfricaWasABar Kenya would be the drunk guy who's the only one left on the dance floor still going hard. pic.twitter.com/ANAyH6ViRg
— ☜═㋡ J!M (◣﹏◢) (@_JMOxQ) July 27, 2015

and

#IfAfricaWasABar somalia will stroll in like this…. pic.twitter.com/oSg71pvn71
— Adedeji kamil (@Kam2k9) July 27, 2015

Oh Africa we love you

#IfAfricaWasABar Rwanda wud be that dude sitting in the corner drinking by himself & no1 is brave enough to ask him questions about his past
— larry kwirirayi (@kwirirayi) July 27, 2015

Africa Africa… oh beautiful Africa.

But sadly

#IfAfricaWasABar Liberia, Guinea and Sierra Leone would always be given the weird eye everytime they coughed… you know that's true
— larry kwirirayi (@kwirirayi) July 28, 2015

hmmmm