Wear face masks during sex – study

The malevolent absurd and absurdity of the most weird is here folks.

A new study from Harvard recommends that couples should wear face masks during sex to significantly reduce the spread of Covid-19.

OK to be fair, it does specifically say people who do not stay in the same home are should not have a shag without wearing face masks. So essentially we are talking about people who are not quarantined or isolated together here.

On top of this new lovely nugget of knowledge, they recommend that people should shower before and after sex, avoid kissing and dutifully clean physical spaces with soap and alcohol wipes.

So scientists have created a curious rank of sexual activities and their risk when it comes to catching the ‘Rona.

In their order from least to most, they are:

abstinence
masturbation
sex with people from your household
sex with people not from your household

That said, because people are not allowed to visit each other in Zimbabwe under the extended lockdown, this should mean people are not having sex with people who are not in their household, right?

Right…