FIVE ways to properly apologise to your woman

So you screwed up and are in real need her to stay with her loads of delightful extras with essentials.

More often than not, men find it hard to beg for forgiveness and sometimes suddenly pretend the transgression did not happen in the odd hope of unspoken reconciliation.

Well, fear not. We have five tips on how to apolgise to your woman, properly and profusely.

Use emotions: As long as the tears are for real, it can move her to listen to you. Don’t fake it. She can feel it. Unless she is one of those who will give it to you for being willing to fake it to make it. Like an E for Effort. Better than U aka Undateable.
Promise a change: Just saying sorry for what you did doesn’t cut it. Promise to change and explain how you are going to achieve it. After that tell her about habits you will get rid off that she can use to gauge your commitment to changing.
Make it up to her: Take her places. Go visit with her mom and so forth. Do the things she likes to do, the stuff that it is known you just don’t fancy. And not for a season. Make it your new thing to get into her world and immerse yourself.
Punish yourself: Self-flagellation doesn’t just work in religion. Deny yourself things. Your beer. Your boys night out. All sorts of things. Dump them.
Write a letter: It is classic but effective. Go old school. Grab a pen and paper and write your feelings down. Be vulnerable and tell her how you feel.

Hope it works gents. All the best: