The List of Sex Acts Now Banned In UK Porn

An amendment to the United Kingdom’s 2003 Communications Act will see porn get a bit, censored in that xcountry.

A list of actions essentially all targeted at things that get done to women will be banned and producers from the UK will not be allowed to include them in their productions.

These are:

Spanking
Caning
Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object “associated with violence”
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)
Role-playing as non-adults
Physical restraint
Humiliation
Female ejaculation
Strangulation
Facesitting
Fisting

Talk about taking the dirtiness out of porn. Like on the real though. They are out there banning spanking and saying things like ‘you nasty b*tch’ because they might upset someone.

Content producers for video on demand have been told of this new censorship by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).

Now the ban will not stop people from watching whatever they want so UK residents will be able catch their favourite genre of smut. However that will just mean porn will get boring.

Writes Erika Lust in the Independent(UK):

With this legislation, the UK is in danger of finding itself back in an age where porn is simply the boring, unrealistic, male fantasy of bimbos eagerly pleasing men as if it is their duty, where women are submissive and lack ownership of their sexuality. Women in the industry will now fear the loss of their livelihoods as well as their sexual independence.

Mind you, this is not to suggest that watching porn must be a thing but suppressing freedom of expression in the defence of ancient definitions of morality is just plain weird. So essentially if an actress enjoys being spanked and wants to show it to women who like being spanked, she can’t.

So will they ban Fifty Shades of Grey when it comes out next year?