About those pregnant nuns, we have questions…

So the big news out of the Catholic Church is that it is investigating how two nuns came to Africa for some mission work and got pregnant.

Well, we don’t know about you, but biology class kind of gave us the low down about how one gets pregnant. Therein lies the story.

Nuns, as you will know, are not supposed to have sex. But when one to hospital complaining of a stomach ache, she was found to be pregnant and will now have to probably leave the order to raise a child.

The second, a mother superior (they’re a big deal), had to go back to her home country of Madagascar after she was found to be a month pregnant.

Now, obviously, we have questions.

First of the lot is, how do you even mack on a nun? Like how do you start the conversation? Do you quote scripture to get in her good graces, which kind of goes against what you want to do, which is essentially, going by their rule book, sin? And at what point do you think a nun is hot? Or is it a fetish picked up from mission school? Or from watching a lot of hotnunswithbuns.com porn.

And after the sex, do you pray? You obviously can’t before because you really don’t want to tell the big guy and his gang that you are about to poke one of his children in the holiest of unholies. And was there crying?

Also, is this a case of being caught rather than, gosh they had sex? Are more nuns having sex and getting away with it because the current vows are not compatible with the 21st century?