FIVE vague texts from women and what they really mean

Women. They’re not kids in adult clothing.

But often men find them a little difficult to understand in person, worse off in text/WhatsApp messages.

So we have a quick guide to help you understand what some of their vague texts mean.

Here we go:

1. Sorry, I just saw your text now: She saw and it didn’t really want to answer. You’re not a priority.
2. K: ‘I could kill you right now’. It is the ultimate middle finger text. She is pissed the heck.
3. I’m 5 minutes away: Break out one or two beers fella. She is anything from 30 minutes to an hour away.
4. You had fun last night: In essence, you had fun last night without her and she is not happy. She is pissed.
5. Sorry, I’ve been so busy: Well, read that as I am too busy for you. And if she is avoiding plans with you, she is letting you down gently.

Yah, neh. Chin up fella.

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