6 fire excuses to use on your bosses to get an off day

Want to call in sick this Friday? You’re not alone.

Since calling in sick has become such a cliche’ we’ve come up with some FIRE excuses that’ll make your boss chuckle.

1. You hurt your hand during a cricket training sesh with the future Hamilton Masakadza and definitely won’t be able to type/do things with your hands.

2. You legit ate too many burgers on Wacky Wednesday and you haven’t fully recovered. Damn you burger place!

3. Your grandmother visited you and accidentally locked you in your house and left for Mberengwa.

4. You got a concussion when you slipped on your shiny floors and don’t remember what day it is.

5. You got nasty flu from the kids

6. You HAVE to sit in the sun all day because the doctor said you needed more vitamin D, asap.

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