So you have asked her on her date either after your aunt told you she was the most awesome thing since (well they’re trying to get rid of you) or you slid into her DMs (in a non-creepy way) and she said yes.
There are things you can and cannot ask on the first date and we are happy to share a few of them here.
The ex talk
Specifically, So how many exes do u have. Did u sleep with all of them? Like dude. Why so personal?
The sex talk – positions
What’s your favourite position? Well she could be a Jehovah’s Witness and besides it is just plain tacky. She is not meeting there to be your meat.
Eating
Do you eat that much? Now come on man.
The single question
You seem so great, so why are you single? F
Other options
So what other dating apps are you on? So are you still looking. Are you putting her in the friend zone already? And worse, are you planning to stalk her?
The needy question
Wha tdo you think of me? And where are we going? You look desperate and needy. What is the rush mate? And also add, Are you seeing anyone else? I
The kids question
Do you want to have kids? F
And this
What do you want to do tonight? Wait, you didn’t plan?
Oh and a bonus one
How much money do you make? W
These are but a few questions we have put up
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