WTF: President Interrupts Match And Orders Penalty Shootout After Getting Bored

The president of Mauritania is one special fella. In effect we feel like Mauritania in total is pretty special really.

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President Ould Abdel Aziz decided he had enough of the Mauritania Super Cup final in the 63rd minute and with the scores at 1-1 ordered the match to be stopped to go straight to penalties.

We don’t give a monkey’s who won, because let’s face it, we’re not really into football from Mauritania. But who does that?

Think of the craziest dictator. Like looney bin type. The type with a fried brain, a burnt one as well as Napoleon tendencies. Like the really weird ones, like cruelly demented, like have a the self-esteem of a flea on top of mole, on top of a turd rolled into a huge, like you know, thing. That guy.

Would he stop a match to order a penalty shootout to stop a match from going on because he was bored? Like middle finger all the fans in the ground. I am bored. So you listen to me.