Three Things Most Zimbabwean Men Will Just Have To Accept About Jah Prayzah

Jah Prayzah has been the man of the moment in the Zimbabwean entertainment circles for a while.

He is performing to sould-out shows, scooping awards and picking up the odd Mercedes Benz from a fan.

Sure, men as much as women are loving the fella. Women for slightly different reasons but there has been the rise of the he-ain’t-shit brigade among some our fellow men.

And you know it has nothing to do with the music right?

But we think there are three critical reasons why you shouldn’t be mad at him.

1. Your woman has a crush on him and there is nothing you can do about it. Jah Prayzah is a good looking guy with fame and perceived to have money. He can sing too. He’s taller than most. These are things many women like. So don’t catch feelings mate.
2. He works for everything he gets. You look at a weekend and you find that the dreadlocked fella has about four shows in two days. Let the brother benefit from his sweat.
3. He is a likeable guy who stays away from controversy. Look at it this way. This is a guy you can cool out with and have a couple of beers and it ain’t nothing but a thing. He comes across as a shy fella who doesn’t want that noise.

Now do you really want to be that fella who catches feelings about a fella like that? Like, he’s not really coming after you.

The thing that riles our bones like a bee-sting on a bum is that there are men out there giving their wives a hard time because she thinks Jah Prayzah is hot.

Maybe it is time you realised something. The woman is with you and she has no plans to go anywhere unless you push her out the door. That she thinks a sex symbol is hot has nothing to do with you. Just accept it.

If it makes you feel better, he farts too and it doesn’t smell any better than your relaease.

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