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We have had to deal with all sorts of quirks from our religious leaders in Zimbabwe.
Spirit Embassy leader Uebert Angel’s wife said that her husband could turn dark girls into yellow bones. Another made predictions about football matches. Oh Angel did that too. Then there was the miracle money,height adjustments etc.
Now UFIC leader Emmanuel Makandiwa has reportedly started engaging in manhood enlargement in his church. Yeah you know those dodgy emails you used to get in email offering this remedy from some company in the corner of the universe that barely sees the light of a legal hand.
So some dude traveled all the away from Namibia to have his reproductive organ enlarged on the NewYear Crossover thing he does. In front of 50,000 people he did this apparently.
Yes, this is what the good Lord in all might wants to hook everyone up with. This is the miracle that he wants performed to show his power – pun not intended.
Of course one could argue that this sort of thing does wonders for a man’s ego and the sort but in all honesty this thing just makes Africa look a little silly doesn’t it?
We just hope there were no kids to ‘witness’ this.
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